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Credit Alert! Date: #DATE# Depositor: Allah Amount:Divine favour Available Bal:Longlife,Good Health,Succes&prosperity. JUMMAH . . .
Available Bal:Longlife,Good Health,Succes&prosperity.
sorry for disturbing you but
I think you have taken away one precious thing from me without telling me
- A space in my Heart.
Wishing you a very lovely Valentine"s Day that is as special as you are.
Happy Valentine"s Day
#BRIDE_NAME# and #GROOM_NAME# appreciate you for attending our Nikah,
may Allah be with you always,thanks for your concern and contribution.
In a catholic cafeteria, a nun placed a note in front of a pile of apples,
the note read "Take only one, God is watching"
Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note,
The note reads "Take all you want, God is watching the apples"
A boy found a bag of money and called a radio station
BOY: Hello! I found a lost bag with 15 million naira belonging to Mr. Dan in Maitama Abuja
PRESENTER: You are such a candid boy! I believe you want to return the bag, right?
BOY: No o...I'm I mad? For what reason? I just want to dedicate a song to him
PRESENTER: (Shocked) What!!
BOY: Abeg, play me "My helper ooo"...
A woman thoroughly beats his son for stealing
She then asked him "Do you know where your stealing habit wil lead you to?"
Boy replied "Yes I know"
The surprised mum asked "Where?"
Son replied "National Assembly"
My friend thinks he is smart,
He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry,
So I threw a coconut at his face.
A man and his wife were at a park where a dance show was on,
The man in the midst of the crowd was dancing seriously every kind of dance,
The wife told her husband that she dated that man 25 years ago and wonders why he is dancing like that
Guess what the husband said?
Husband: " He must still be celebraring not marrying you"
One accurate indicator of health is hair.
Healthy women have lustrous, shiny healthy hair,
Which gives them the best of their beauty,
Remember looking Good is good business
Visit us this weekend @ #ADDRESS# OR CALL #PHONE_NUMBER#
A little girl and her teacher were talking about whales
TEACHER: It is not possible for a whale to swallow a human because the throat is small
GIRL: But Jonah was swallowed by a whale
TEACHER: I said it is not possible for a whale to swallow a human
GIRL: Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah
TEACHER: What if Jonah went to hell?
GIRL: Then you ask him!!
.....ouch that hurts.....
Your lady will be more attracted to you when you get her an Iphone,
You know why?
Ladies have developed an attraction for apples ever since EVE in the garden
A man slept hungry,
In his dream he was eating rice salad and big chicken lap
While he was still dreaming, his brother called out to him:
" Jonny, you don chop all the pillow finish ooo, na my head you don dey chop so oo"
Inside a drumstick restaurant, one guy was with his babe who was holding a life chicken
ATTENDANT: What do you want sir?
GUY: I want Chicken and chips
BABE: Chai Chukwuma, I carry chicken come from house o, na mama give me
GUY: Chimo! I love you baby. Attendant abeg give us only chips, we get our own chicken.
Some people are so mean you know?
How can I say "Come and Eat just for courtesy sake,
and you bring out a spoon from your pocket?"
Whatever is Meaningful,
Whatever makes you Smile,
Whatever fulfills your Dreams,
Whatever brings you joy,Love and happiness are my wishes for you.
I LOVE U MUMMY!!!!!.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!
Conversation between a mother and the son
SON: I dont like my math teacher
SON: He is very confused!
SON: Day before yesterday he said 5+4=9, yesterday he said 3+6=9 and today he said 2+7+9
MUM: What! Can you imagine? I told your dad I never liked that school...You are leaving there tomorrow
FUNNY QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK
My guy ask me "O boy where you dey?,
I said "I dey bank o"
He then asked "What is happening there?"
I told him "Na new yam festival".
A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" come together.
It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
An Ibo man went for a trip through the sea.
On boarding a ship,he was asked to pay a fare of $1000.
He shouted CHINEKE! No wonder Jesus walked on the Sea.
The valentine day is a day set aside to appreciate special people like you.
I appreciate you in a special way today cos you are special to me.
Thank you for releasing your child(ren) to attend the holiday lesson.
We are willing to support you in meeting their educational and other developmental needs.
Kindly register them with us.
This is to inform you that the School's End of the Year Party comes youp tomorrow, #DATE# at the #VENUE#.
The program will start by #TIME#.
Thanks for your yousual cooperation.
The School Management.
Our partnership with you in the outgoing year,
Gave us a radiant hope that our future is going,
To be alright in Jesus name.
You are precious and sweet .
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year in advance.
You are like a book that has to be read to,
Appreciate its beauty.
As such, you're one of the finest books ever written.
How I wish you could be reprinted...
Success is achieved not only by
elimination of our weaknesses
but by making conscious efforts in
developing our strengths.
S:Sets you free,
M:Makes you special,
I:Increases your face value,
L:Lifts up your spirits,
E:Erases all your tensions.
He Loves you and Cares for you.
His wing of healing covers you
He is your Balm of Gilead.
Get well soon!!!!!!!!!!!!
I"m sending this bouquet of love to say that I love you so much.
I hope I say it often enough and
I want you to know this because it"s true.
On this special occasion
I want to remind you that you are my world and
my love for you is true,
Happy Valentine to My Valentine.
Luv you BIG TYM, baby!!!
Friendship is the most beautiful word
ever invented. One may even lose love
at some point of time in life, but a true
friend will be by your side forever.
Happy Valentines day.
He took her to the room and removed her subsidy.
She tried to protest but he was a stronger contestant ,
she even threatened to strike but he struck back,
He sucked her excess account and squeezed her lovely economy.
Her wailing was in vain, what a shame!
He went on to deregulate her downstream sector that was oily, she couldn't say anything.
She cried cos he pumped her 97 times....
My heart is yours take it,
Treat it gently,please do not break it.
Its full of love that's good and true,
So please keep it always close to
Sometimes we make love with are eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Later we'll make love with our bodies.
BUT Always we make LOVE with our HEARTS.
After all these years,
I am still involved in the process of self-discovery.
It's better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe.
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
A smile is a way of writing your thought on your face,
Telling others they are accepted,Loved n Appreciated.
So here"s a big smile just for you.