Funny SMS

An Ibo man went for a trip . . .

An Ibo man went for a trip through the sea.
On boarding a ship,he was asked to pay a fare of $1000.
He shouted CHINEKE! No wonder Jesus walked on the Sea.


A baby monkey asked his mother, Mom, why . . .

A baby monkey asked his mother,
Mom, why are we so ugly??
Mom said, Thank God we look like this,
You should see d person reading this,.....
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


He took her to the room and . . .

He took her to the room and removed her subsidy.
She tried to protest but he was a stronger contestant ,
she even threatened to strike but he struck back,
He sucked her excess account and squeezed her lovely economy.
Her wailing was in vain, what a shame!
He went on to deregulate her downstream sector that was oily, she couldn't say anything.
She cried cos he pumped her 97 times....


A Fulani man took his radio 4 . . .

A Fulani man took his radio 4 repairs.
When d radio was opened,a rat jumped out and ran away.
The Fulani man shouted "ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu"(help! help!! The newscaster is escaping).